I Didn't Do My Homework Because..

I didn't do my homework because. .

-I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling in the past

-I didn't want the other kids to look bad

-A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again

-Another pupil fell in the lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

-Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.

-I'm not at liberty to say why.

-I wanted to frame the detention letter you are about to give me.

-It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo,a toaster,and a bag of frozen peas.

(you DO NOT wanna KNOW the details..)

-My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

-I don't believe in wasting our oxygen by killing trees and making "homework".

We

had

HOMEWORK

!?

(I better go do it before my mom kills me!)